"Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis."
"I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together."
"My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli."
"I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James."
This totally made my day for some reason.
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